Trump's Back, Bitcoin at $100K: Are We in an Investment Dream or Delusion? 

Alright, you degens, listen up! Bitcoin's over six figures because *The Donald* is back in the Oval Office and crypto is about to explode. This article talks about staying grounded... Grounded?! Please. We're talking about lambos and moon shots, not planting petunias. So, let's hear it, are you riding this rocket to the moon, or are you still stuck in the dirt with the normies? Spill the tea, what's your play? Don't be shy, grandpa. Let's see those diamond hands.